in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
My cat gives me a boner
He is an equal opportunity slut.
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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