are you so shy because you have an std?
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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