I cockslap morals
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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