How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
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