all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
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