Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
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