I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
The maid moved your bed and found almost 40 used condoms and wrappers. She just looks at me and says "Dave?"
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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