9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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