so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
Randomize
