at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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