'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
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