you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
Such a big mess for such a small penis
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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