eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
he was CRYING into my vagina
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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