Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
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