Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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