I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
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