There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
Is your liver wearing a sombrero yet?
No...more like a life jacket.
I think i peed on brittanys purse
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
this is an emotional support booty call
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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