Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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