Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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