At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
Just chased the kids into the backyard with kitchen knives. Best. Babysitters. Ever.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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