Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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