News Flash: Turtles are cuter than Jesus.
Congrats on damning at least 10 generations of your offspring to hell with just one text message. Way to start your morning off right.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Randomize
