Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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