ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
its not stalking. its research.
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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