He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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