The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
