Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
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