R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
I am full of burrito and curiosity
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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