.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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