The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
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