U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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