but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
Randomize
