Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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