She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
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