i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
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