I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
Randomize
