You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
apparently i ate an entire bag of goldfish, kissed some guy with a girlfriend who now wants to kill me, made my sister sleep in my bed with me while i wore no pants, and told my whole family i am pregnant with jonny's devil baby...never drinking again
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
I woke up to three texts telling me to "go fuck myself," a panicked voicemail from my mom, and a girl thanking me... I'm not sure which I should take care of first
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Randomize
