It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
I got inside last night via doggy door
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
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