My hair reeks of homosexuality.
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
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