break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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