no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
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