I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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