The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
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