Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
Randomize
