I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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