i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize
