It's Friday. Sex?
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
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