she looked like the bat from fern gully.
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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