I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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