Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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