is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
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